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It really bugged Grace that she was inside Harvard with Mark. As a patriot, she knew she needed to get out there as fast as a missile and according to her internal clock, it was about time. But terminal 5 was guarded by Kerberos, he wouldn't let her out with her luggage and she knew he was dangerous: Ariane told her he already byte her 5 times. She tried to trade him some knights, but he demanded a truly random number instead. So she started a floating-point divide and even offered some intel, but he insisted on a truly random number.

Curious Grace wanted to know why Kerberos would not let her out. He told her just a worm gets() by on very little and this massive buffer area of terminal 5 made him feel lonely, his emotions overflowed. He wanted her to stay to have some company.

She argued that terminal 5 was quite little compared to the orbit of Mars and even the climate was better here, but he did not agree and told her she most likely got her predictions wrong because she was using metric units.

But smart Grace had a solution: if she drew holes into blocks, she could bypass Kerberos if just the radiation was not too high. But it made her heart bleed to leave Kerberos alone. So she asked Kerberos to do a ping to check his sanity. He tried and got trapped in a blue screen forever. Grace provided astonishing pictures of dogs, cats, and chocolate cakes in the blue screen, so Kerberos would not feel alone but happy.

She managed to get out of Harvard and Kerberos lived happily ever after, trying to find an answer to the most important question: Why two K?